REPUBLISHING OF STOLEN POETRY
"ROCKIN CAT"
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”BOXING CAT - "I COULDA BIN A CONTENDER !"”
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***"A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME ON THE WAY TO THE NUCLEAR JOHN", by DAWN NARET'***
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"I FIND HELP IN THE DARNDEST PLACES"
THIS A.M......THERE SEEMED TO BE A BRIGHT LIGHT OF PIERCING RADIANCE, BEAMING OUT OF MY BLADDER REGION!
WHEN, WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR.......BUT SUB-ATOMIC QUANTUM BUZ-BUZ !!! A GLOWING SILLOETTE (GO TO HE-- I GOT NO TIME FOR SPELL-CHECK -BITE ME ! :)
SO I SEE THIS GLOWING .....SHAPE!!!.....UNDER THE SKIN...SORT OF AN OSCAR MEYER MISSLE IN PULSATING STROBE.....
ARE WE MAD ???????????
DIDN'T WE PUT THAT IN THE DRAWER ?????????????
HOW DID IT GET THAT GOD-AWFUL LIGHT ATTACHED TO IT ???????????????
HOW DID IT GET INTO MY BLADDER REGION ???????????????
I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT IT IS............IT HAS TO BE.........
IT'S THE SAME SIZE AND SHAPE.....
LOOK THERE, RIGHT THERE......... THERE'S A LITTLE TONGUE COMING OUT OF THE HOLE AT THE END OF IT !!!!!!
DID IT JUST SPEW A RASBERRY AT ME????????
(leaping frog)
I'LL RUN A SCANNER ON THIS PUZZLE AND LET YOU KNOW HOW IT COMES OUT.............. :)-the end
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"SCAN - DWEEB ALERT ! ! ..."
"SCAN - DWEEB ALERT ! ! ..."
"I GOOGLED MYSELF ON WORKPAD...", BY DAWN NARET'
I HAVE BEEN TIED UP WITH EARTH-BOUND BENDERS AND HAVEN'T BEEN VISITING HERE MUCH. CAME TODAY, AND DISCOVERED THAT I DO NOT EXIST !
THAT'S IT!!!! I FINALLY MANAGED TO BLOW MYSELF OUT OF THE BALL PARK !
AT LEAST MY WEB-SITE ON WORKPAD.COM.
THEY COULD NOT PULL ME UP BY MY NAME DAWN NARET.WORKPAD AS USUAL. I TRIED MY BOOT STRAPS, BUT THEY WERE LOST SOMEWHERE...
THEN I WAS GOING TO TRY SHORT HAIRS............
TIL I REMEMBERED I WENT BALD SOME YEARS BACK....
SO I WENT AROUND THE BACK DOOR AND GOOGLED MYSELF ON THE WORKPAD HOME PAGE !!!
RIGHT THERE !! I DIDN'T CARE WHO WAS LOOKING IN.
AND HERE IS WHAT I FOUND..........JUST A REMINDER OF WHO I AM.
WHETHER I HAVE AN OFFICIAL ADDRESS OR NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!
(THERE WAS A WHOLE PAGE OF "WORKPAD SEARCH LISTINGS ON ME, INCLUDING "FUEL CELLS", WHICH THEY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO STEAL AND TAKE CREDIT FOR, EVER SINCE I WROTE IT IN 2005. - I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND IT AROUND AND PUT IT BACK...I KNEW THINGS WERE LOOKING TO THIN AND SPARCE IN HERE.)
LOVE YA BACK !!!!!!!!!!
"I WROTE FUEL CELLS ! !....."
"I WROTE FUEL CELLS ! !....."
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Author: Dawn Naret' "Fuel cells for about 2 bucks a gallon".
That's a joke, but the current theories and experimentation into alternative utilization of expanded media's for staple resources and originations to the constantly evolving epiphanies of virtual airborne and electronic transmission modes of nuclearized molicules of fossil fuels and more recently developed synthetic vapors of expandable dissapation and compressable combustibility are still unable to trojectorize at a viably specific velocity or within the confines of determined radical limits.
We are standing on the threshold of a WARP 3 jump in technical evolution, but still wavering on basic human weaknesses of info sharing and respectful restrictive cooperation between research groups. Hopefully, our force will not diseminate before the power is on in the atmospheric caldrens of these new endeavers. - Dawn Naret', APRIL 5 2005
Regards,
Dawn Naret'
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My new "Sub-Atomic Quantum Current Contact - INFO"
(Physical Features/ Proof of I.D. ):By Dawn Naret'
My pink toes have turned purple......!
My veins are lookin black.........!
My skin flakes off in snowflakes..........and ev'ry 2 DO look alike.........!
My peach fuzz does the "boog-a-loo".......!
My dimples spin around.............!
Sometimes my eyebrows braid themselves..........!
And my PE-Ubs hit the ground...........!
I bin shiverin in my timbers........!
Til the cows are makin malteds..........!
I make excuses when my nose lands in my cup,"OH,... jus thought that I was taller"..........!
Then splash and crash, slopped lunch in my lap.........!
Jus roll that beautiful bean footage..............,
Til the sparklin bubble lite strobes out..................!
Can't worry 'bout the small stuff ! Still "crazy..." afta' all these years ! !
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NOW - A BLAST FROM THE PAST...A FEW OLD 3 MIN. SCI-FI PROMOS - MORE, INCLUDING 4 FROM "STAR WARS", FOLLOW THE FUNNY "JO-HA" STORY.
"The ultimate story of despised minorities forever adrift in the darkness of outer space. As a last resort - born out of their loneliness and despair - they are forced to make an ominous pact with those responsible for their plight."
OLD WARNER BROTHERS CARTOON…”A DAY AT THE ZOO”
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